CONTEST: New Year Resolutions Aab-Lib

These usually produce some hilarity, so let’s see what happens as we begin 2010!

You’ll need to have a piece of paper or an open word document.  First, go through the numbered list below and give your creative words for each specific word-type (just like Mad-Libs).  Then, after you have created your list, copy the story below and add your words that correspond with the numbers in the story (erase the numbers obviously).

Insert this in as a “comment” and it’ll post.  Be patient if it doesn’t post as a comment right away, in some cases I’ll need to approve you as a commenter.   After some time I’ll list those cracked me up the most and then pick a winner based off those.  The winner gets a great White-Elephant gift to give away next year.

DO NOT READ THE STORY FIRST!!! Fill in these words first (note: it is usually obvious to read the ones that people read ahead first).

1. adjective

2. measurement of time

3. verb ending in “ing”

4. Plural noun

5. past tense verb

6. A number

7. a number

8. verb ending with “ing”

9. Noun

10. verb

11. noun

12. adjective

13. a number

14. adjective

15. a place

16. a food

17. a liquid

18. body part

19. A common friend you and I might have (or a famous person if you can’t think of a common friend)

20. plural noun

Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.

I cannot believe another (1) year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a (2) or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop (3).  Well, 12 (4) have in fact (5) by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.

I came into the year weighing (6) pounds.  My goal is to lose at least (7) pounds.  I plan to do this by (8) right and getting plenty of cardio-(9).  My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to (10) my (11).  If my (12) math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at (13) pounds.

The exercise will often depend upon the (14) (15)weather. However, what I can control is what I eat.  So no more (16) for me.  Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink (17) with it!

So, that’s my resolution! What about you?  Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your (18). I know that (19) has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his/her habit of smoking (20) and all!  Well, I hope it works!

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Okay, can’t wait to read these things! Check back often!

Grace,

Brian

********In the Running*********

The following folk are in the running because of the entire Aab-Lib, however, I did list one line that cracked me up the most…

“Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your eye. I know that Elisabeth has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with her habit of smoking children and all! Well, I hope it works!”  ~Jessica

“My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to squat my cough drop.” ~Brad Hostak

“My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to barter my cubicle…. (and) …Aaron Bauer has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his habit of smoking candelabras” ~the wifey

“The exercise will often depend upon the Ferocious Black Lake weather…(and)… but only if I can drink Tears with it!” ~Richard Judd

“I cannot believe another SEXY year has come to an end” ~Jason

“I plan to do this by Hockey Pucking right” ~Aaron

********** THE WINNER **********

“My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to squat my cough drop.” ~Brad Hostak

I cannot wait to start squatting my cough drop!  Congrats Brad, great Aab-lib!  Next time I see you, you shall get your great White Elephant gift!  Be afraid excited!

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9 thoughts on “CONTEST: New Year Resolutions Aab-Lib

  1. Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.

    I cannot believe another gorgeous year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a minute or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop singing. Well, 12 wines have in fact cheated by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.

    I came into the year weighing seven pounds. My goal is to lose at least thirty pounds. I plan to do this by texting right and getting plenty of cardio-purse. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to hit my iphone. If my stellar math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at seventy-two pounds.

    The exercise will often depend upon the puny pub weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more mashed potatoes for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink bleach with it!

    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your eye. I know that Elisabeth has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with her habit of smoking children and all! Well, I hope it works!

  2. Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.
    I cannot believe another blue year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a jiffy or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop shimmying. Well, 12 citizens have in fact danced by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing 12 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 72 pounds. I plan to do this by trotting right and getting plenty of cardio-refrigerator. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to fit my television. If my shiny math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 63 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the comfy Paris weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more pizza for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink juice with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your finger. I know that Brad Hostak has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his habit of smoking hoops and all! Well, I hope it works!

  3. Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.

    I cannot believe another dirty year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a nanosecond or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop decorating. Well, 12 catd have in fact ate by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.

    I came into the year weighing 42 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 803 pounds. I plan to do this by pooping right and getting plenty of cardio-piano. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to squat my cough drop. If my sweaty math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 79 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the frosty Kalamazoo weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more grill cheese sandwiches for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink liquid nitrogen with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your nostril. I know that Wescott has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his/her habit of smoking underpants and all! Well, I hope it works!

  4. I cannot believe another grand year has come to an end. It seems like it was just an eon or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop flitting. Well, 12 togas have in fact galloped by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing 20 pounds. My goal is to lose at least the square root of 2,194 pounds. I plan to do this by packing right and getting plenty of cardio- pencil sketch). My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to barter my cubicle. If my sweaty math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 13 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the tart San Diego weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more butternut squash ravioli for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink canola oil with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your pancreas. I know that Aaron Bauer has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his habit of smoking candelabras
    and all! Well, I hope it works!

  5. Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.

    I cannot believe another Grotesque year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a Millisecond or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop Regurgitating. Well, 12 Pine-cones have in fact Surrendered by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.

    I came into the year weighing 21 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 1/7 pounds. I plan to do this by Fighting right and getting plenty of cardio-Electricity. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to Quit my Seafood. If my Delicious math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 45.87 pounds.

    The exercise will often depend upon the Ferocious Black Lake weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more Salami for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink Tears with it!

    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your Inside Of The Kneecap. I know that Frankie Santana has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his/her habit of smoking Squirrels and all! Well, I hope it works!

  6. Brian’s new year resolutions!

    I cannot believe another (loud) year has come to an end. It seems like it was just an (hour) or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop (dancing). Well, 12 (clocks) have in fact (hopped) by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing (22) pounds. My goal is to lose at least (18) pounds. I plan to do this by (pounding) right and getting plenty of cardio-(hampster). My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to (run) my (dress). If my (giddy) math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at (3) pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the (Rambunctious) (seattle ) weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more (chocolate) for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink (pee) with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your (nose). I know that (Schlaud) has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his/her habit of smoking (teeth) and all! Well, I hope it works!

  7. Brian’s New Year Resolutions, 2010.
    I cannot believe another red year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a millisecond or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop sleeping. Well, 12 beans have in fact jumped by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing1 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 0 pounds. I plan to do this by breaking right and getting plenty of cardio- bill. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to keep my dog. If my pink math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 3 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the green State College Airport weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more meat for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink water with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your armpit. I know that tiger woods has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his/her habit of smoking trees and all! Well, I hope it works!

  8. I cannot believe another SEXY year has come to an end. It seems like it was just a MILLENIUM or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop PACING. Well, 12 SLIPPERS have in fact PUFFED by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing 3.1415 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 7 pounds. I plan to do this by CALCULATING right and getting plenty of cardio-CAR. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to DRIVE my CARSEAT. If my COMFORTABLE math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 24 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the RED MOUNT RUSHMORE weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more SHRIMP COCKTAIL for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink DRANO with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your CUTICLES. I know that CHRIS RENZELMAN has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his habit of smoking FLOWERS and all! Well, I hope it works!

  9. I cannot believe another collaborative year has come to an end. It seems like it was just an epoch or two ago I was making my 2009 resolution to stop ringing. Well, 12 LEGOS have in fact shot by and it is now time for me to commit to my 2010 New Year Resolutions.
    I came into the year weighing 3,987 pounds. My goal is to lose at least 482 pounds. I plan to do this by Hockey Pucking right and getting plenty of cardio-Thunderbird. My favorite kind of cardio exercise is to dive my bumblebee. If my handsome math is correct, I should end the year weighing in at 35 pounds.
    The exercise will often depend upon the squishy Pizza Hut weather. However, what I can control is what I eat. So no more squid for me. Well, maybe once or twice this year, but only if I can drink apple juice with it!
    So, that’s my resolution! What about you? Rumor has it that you were going to give up cracking your eyeball. I know that Max has been a horrible influence on you, I mean, with his habit of smoking moose and all! Well, I hope it works!

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